And in fact originally I was going to bring the tapping bit, maybe say it was a spirit or some shit. So as I'm writing that I hear the before mentioned bodily secretion, and upon further analysis, I find out that the possibility of "farting" While in the state of sleep is actually, well, possible. Does this mean you can also shit yourself while you sleep? The sheer consequences of just hearing my friend rip a hard fart while he sleeps are massive, it opens a whole world of possibilities. It massively outshines any kind of ghost story I could've turned up with.
