I remember trying to order sweet tea in LA and the waitress looked at me like i was a fucking retard

as long as it's deep fried, sure

Nah I realized the pattern and went all Bs

Beef is the greatest

Also apparently none of them spoke fucking english because they couldn't understand me for some reason

In a stroke of luck, you were right?

they'll give you some organic green tea or something

IM LAUGHING

Than add sugar to it?

also most of them are probably illegal aliens

She literally looked at me like i was mentally handicapped lmao

Well at first I was trying then I saw the pattern and went with it

Like sorry bitch I'll take the diet water my bad

ya

haha.. my granddad use to always ask for Diet Water

like just shows how west coasters are crazy cuz they dont drink sweet tea

they never got the joke

That doesn’t sound bad

just their vegan shit

Wow it's been like 6 days

And I regret coming back

you should

They literally brought out celery as an appetizer

I never really liked sweet tea tht much

get out

did we all just move away from politics because that is actually amazing

Like do i look like a fucking rabbit give me food

ikr

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you gotta eat meat

to be a man

Not in trump's merica you dint you commie

imagine being vegan

I like Bubble Tea 🧋

im vegetarian but i dont see the point in going vegan

like kombucha?

I bet you drink Pepsi to like a little antifa femboy

I debated not eating meat

Bubble tea is amazing

EXCUSE ME

But then i remembered meat is good