if i disappear just assume i went to shoot some kids

"Roses are red
Biden's a bastard
The kids were fast,
but the ammunition was faster"

I last worked in the real world before being an sjw was acceptable

yeah

i hope so

8 years ago you'd have gotten fired for telling someone off for their "privilege"

Instead of a raise and a paid day off

Santa in Narnia gave them kids weapons

oh yeah

Facts

It's a hate crime now

that was awesome

Santa was a boss

i wish santa would bring me some free guns

Santa is bringing my oldest an airsoft gun

imagine gender neutral santa

Lmao

what model?

good

ak or ar

i got an ar

Call "them" santo please

but its a springer

I want a ar

😂😂😂

*Laughs in Kalashnikov*

I need myself a real gun

yeah same

Oh its just a pos handmedown of my baby brother's. Its a broke year

for when the sjws come knocking on my door instead

Just say Santa took a vacation

Non stop 24 7 Brainwashing

Half the adults need this

Ew. Sjws are worse than jws knocking

And you can't even chase them away by inviting them to an orgy

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*Pfffffft*

I'm not usually welcome in polite society

Nither am I

But seriously, you have to come up with a whole new set of excuses not to talk to them

I always say I have diarrhea I'll talk to you later