Diabeetus

You guys eat fat coated in sugar, on a good day

Yes, I got a second hand heart attack

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The good shit is usually only served 4 holidays

A southerner's idea of a salad is a basket of deepfried twinkies, smothered in gravy and sausage

I just search for the good food

Unless ur a fat bastard and eat the good shit all the time

The healthy food

Guys someone tell why the f we now have a <#786063448932483072> 😂😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Lmfao i tried a deepfried twinkie once

At a fair

Why are you insulting yourself?

It was horrific

wut

That looks new Kaladin

I'm like 150 pounds

ngl I'd probably love that

It is

We can’t see that channel

I used 2 be a fat bastard tho

Looks risky

Until i woke up and said wow this fucking sucks I'm done being fat

Still are <:troll_face:726878856585281557>

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I thankfully was never fat

I walk the border

I got a deep fryer for 5 dollars and im going to make my own funnel cake

I was like

I really need to eat less

225 at max

Super easy and delicious

Which isnt too terribly large of a unit but still

im going to deep fry many things. yee fucking haw.

That quote is going into my "Peak American" collection

Yes

Funnel cakes suck ngl

😄

D:<

Wow, you're on a streak of wrongness tonight aren't you?

bruh. I cant even defend you on this.