I thankfully was never fat

I walk the border

I got a deep fryer for 5 dollars and im going to make my own funnel cake

I was like

I really need to eat less

225 at max

Super easy and delicious

Which isnt too terribly large of a unit but still

im going to deep fry many things. yee fucking haw.

That quote is going into my "Peak American" collection

Yes

Funnel cakes suck ngl

😄

D:<

Wow, you're on a streak of wrongness tonight aren't you?

bruh. I cant even defend you on this.

Sorry my takes are too hot for you peasants

He also said batman sucks

Hey, take it easy on the class clown!

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Nevah! <a:Brilliant:778509778614747146>

Lmao

Now those cream horn things

I could eat myself to death with those

I thought you nearly did already

225 pounds not dying

Just thicc

Deep fried glocks

I havent had a cream horn thingy in like 2 years

I can't eat that tho

You haven't seen thicc yet

Is that a threat<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

Yes. I have a black friend who is a bit taller than me, and is at least 400 lbs

He is as wide as two adult humans

Unit

Yeesh, heaviest I've ever been is 190

I swear if all that fat was muscle, he'd be a national security threat

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Bullets do no damage

Invincible

U ever look at a plane and wonder how the fuck that giant tube of metal can fly