I have so many metal implants from bone breaks that i go off in metal detectors lol

Iron Man is already here it seems

T 1000

How many times have you broken a bone?

I've never broken a bone

Like

15

Ish

...

What are you doing with your life

But only 5 of those i had to get metal plates for

How could you hurt yourself so many times

It's not hard to improve on garbage

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Climbing trees and shit

Rafting also

Every time i try and go fucking rafting i broke something

So i stopped

Then don't break bones

Or ignore pain

I’ve never once even wanted to climb a tree

Soon i will be more machine than man

There’s nothing to be gained by it

But it's fun

I get dirty, I risk falling, and even if I make it to the top, I’m super afraid of heights

No thank you

Especially the big ole oak trees that have spots u can actually hold onto

You can get rlly high on those

Nope

No

I don’t want to

Embrace monke

Climb a tree

Nope

No climbing for me

Imma stay on nice firm ground

I’ll pass

Where I can’t fall and break my skull open

I've never seen a more compelling argument in my life

And then have blood and brains leak into the ground

Nope