Guys are always the bad guys when a woman is involved, that’s why we got to be diligent about how we conduct ourselves

Didn't you know, have you not heard, a Female has never done anything wrong ever

Only man has done a thing bad

lol Well...

Forget about women rights what about women wrongs

Silly Billy, Woman cant be wrong because they are woman

I recently patted a woman's shoulder as comfort, she didn't mind, but another woman said something about it. I confess.

@Dstar_Destroyer is that fives in your pfp?

Yeah

I once complimented a female, but was accused of assault for not complimenting them all

*joke BTW*

You implied all the others were ugly. 😄

Exactly

And we have to all be equal

Except men, we are all terrible

Natural selection at its finest

I am ok with my terrible man status for some reason.

I don’t care what women think

The first step is realizing that you have it better as a man, then make it harder on yourself and always let people walk over you, its only right since you are just better then the everyone else

It wouldn't be fair otherwise

Obviously

This is why I park far away and walk even in the rain. As self punishment.

Yes, it will be forced on others soon, so its good to be practicing now

Yes I got my shipment of brass for my .350 legend

We do have it easier though. I just washed my hair in the sink that fast. Fresh as a daisy now. Unless daisy is gender appropriation now.

“You have offended me”

Daisy is the name of a Nintendo Princess and is a tomboyish type of princess, therefore saying that you are 'as fresh as a daisy' it is here by deemed offensive by me, a SJ Keyboard Warrior

He did it.

You crazy son of a gun, you did it.

He dun diddly dun it

He dun dunnit gosh darn

I have to head out to get man things. Lava soap, motor oil, beer, cat treats. Scratch that last one. Did you see that most women think a man with a cat in his tinder pic is less manly?

But we are insensitive too.

Bruh

A cat

lol

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Cats are fluffy

Democrats https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763606280752857149/786596625640456232/Eo15JVPVgAYNyyW.png

The battle of the wits, my favorite scene from a good movie

Princess Bride is an amazing movie