Message from @I Love Mike Pence

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2020-12-13 19:18:15 UTC  

If you drink unsweetened tea you are most likely a soviet

2020-12-13 19:18:22 UTC  

Correct

2020-12-13 19:18:33 UTC  

Sorry I can't hear you with your legs falling off

2020-12-13 19:18:38 UTC  

And yet here I am, an American citizen

2020-12-13 19:18:54 UTC  

I've been trying to write a comedic satire song called "abort every baby" but I haven't been successful yet

2020-12-13 19:19:06 UTC  

So, would it be fair to say that you're pro-life because you believe you have a right to life?

2020-12-13 19:19:45 UTC  

I drink a little bit of sugar in my tea but, I'm sure as hell not getting diabetes

2020-12-13 19:20:06 UTC  

Through an exercise of the veil of ignorance, I feel I have discovered everyone has the right to live, at least at the beginning.

2020-12-13 19:20:19 UTC  

Screw sugar, put fruit juices with it

2020-12-13 19:20:32 UTC  

I think reducing it to "because I have a right o life," is mostly true, but missing part of the point if that makes sense

2020-12-13 19:20:37 UTC  

Here let me pour 100 mg of corn syrup in your tea

2020-12-13 19:21:02 UTC  

And who gives that right? Is it just your feeling, your want to live, or is there something inherently wrong with murder?

2020-12-13 19:21:09 UTC  

lul

2020-12-13 19:21:12 UTC  

Lemme pour myself 100 mg of ammonia and bleach

2020-12-13 19:21:22 UTC  

hey joemama

2020-12-13 19:21:24 UTC  

Sure go ahead

2020-12-13 19:21:57 UTC  

hru

2020-12-13 19:22:08 UTC  

Botta seize the sweetened tea and dump it out on the ground

2020-12-13 19:22:22 UTC  

bro

2020-12-13 19:22:26 UTC  

sweet tea is amazing

2020-12-13 19:22:32 UTC  

don't dump it on the ground

2020-12-13 19:22:50 UTC  

hru

2020-12-13 19:22:59 UTC  

Unsweetened tea is for based people

2020-12-13 19:23:08 UTC  

oop

2020-12-13 19:23:09 UTC  

I always pour tea on the ground, for all those crooked teeth Brits out there

2020-12-13 19:23:11 UTC  

Don't need no sugar

2020-12-13 19:23:22 UTC  

Unsweet tea tastes like water but shit

2020-12-13 19:23:29 UTC  

1776 we'll do it again

2020-12-13 19:23:33 UTC  

but tbh sweet tea is delicious

2020-12-13 19:23:33 UTC  

Me with English looking front teeth <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

2020-12-13 19:23:41 UTC  

Briish

2020-12-13 19:23:43 UTC  

I don't get to drink it as often but it's amazing

2020-12-13 19:23:50 UTC  

same tho

2020-12-13 19:23:55 UTC  

I'm in a zoom meeting

2020-12-13 19:24:02 UTC  

My and my roommate go through a gallon a day when we're both home<:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-12-13 19:24:22 UTC  

Well sweet or unsweetened tea I think we can at least all agree Hawaiian pizza is amazing, and now I know Tyler agrees with me

2020-12-13 19:24:34 UTC  

sweat tea sucks change my mind

2020-12-13 19:24:46 UTC  

Aight this might sound weird but I'm just speaking as words enter my big green brain. From my perspective, there is no who. It is a necessity to the survival and prosperity of any communal species to have good inclinations. Without such inclinations, humanity would not have prospered as well as it has, and we wouldn't see society as it is today. So for example, murder is wrong, not because someone told me that it is, but because it is a necessary part of the human condition. I find that atheists who don't see certain things as wrong, have usually, intentionally broken their moral compass if that makes sense.

2020-12-13 19:24:55 UTC  

What the fuck is hawaiin pizza

2020-12-13 19:25:10 UTC  

<:KEK:726877368601411624> <:KEK:726877368601411624> <:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-12-13 19:25:11 UTC  

And there are a lot of ways to break your moral compass. It's why christians tend to be so strong morally, because they have a wall to protect their morality from breaking down