Just don't be an alcoholic

this is one of my favorite alcoholic beverage

I'm to young to drink

it's so sweet for a whiskey and it has Christian Latin written in the back

I think I just might not drink at all

My favorite booze is apple juice

you mean hard apple cider?

That is a nice looking bottle

I mean normal apple juice

yeah it looks like a boob

French are always funny

Are you having a stroke?

no

I got that bottle yesetday, It's half gone

Ah

so not having a stroke

just drunk

how nice

That doesn't sound go

Good*

I'm a Scottish man I can handle my liquor

Hmmmmm

These Pathetic light weights in here, drinking their crappy bourbon.

Personally I don't drink

Idk man I drink sprite

Oh yeah vulpes

Except unsweetened iced tea

how was camp?

Uh... camp?

weren't you the one going to some Military school or was that someone else

Hah

me

military school

hah

no.

awh

why not

I like ... not being killed by terrorists in a forigen land

that will only happen if you join the marines

you could join the Chair force Like tyler Zed