under welfare I don't have to work

Go to fucking work

Is that from 1897? They both look so young.

u wot m8?

Anybody in here a 70 fucking year old woman

What do i buy one for secret santa

lol

Idk what to buy

A hip replacement?

a wheelchair

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A phallic object will be a great gift from a secrete santa

Get her a giftcard to kohl’s idk

lol kohl's

My grandma loves kohl’s

There is no kohls within like 50 miles of where i live tho

Ah

I've been hiccuping for like an hour now. Someone send help.

Yeah, they kinda rare here too.

Toilet paper is the gift that keeps on giving

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Get her a gift basket then

until you run out of it

With like treats in it

boo

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My freshman math teacher did that to me when i had hiccups

why

It scared the fuck outta me

what

Is the 70 year old an animal?

And the hiccups went away

Why is this verify my account thing stuck on my screen? Annoying af.

@dumb idiot look at this dumb idioy

FUCK

You should verify your account.

idioy?

I never watch woke videos or creators on YOutube yet they keep appearing in my feed

you r idiot now

Is that big floppa

I get no email to verify.