Lol broke

Don’t make fun of me southerner

dude
what the heck

Me sitting here with thousands of dollars untouched in my savings account <:KEK:726877368601411624>

Not to flex on u but i could afford extra ketchup with my fries today

Jesus supported the Union
change my mind

If he did then jesus is retarded

Meanwhile I just spent all my money on Christmas presents. I really hope people like books

you're going down boy

I'm gonna go to heaven and fistfight jesus

I love books
what kind?

They better like the books 📕

you think I'll let you in?

Yes

My fam better like pie.

Pie is ok

they'll let any good lad in

I'm a good lad

Heyo

that's right

I fight jesus for a klondike bar

There is only one book, Jesus. Of all deities, You should know this.

Klondike bars are gross.

I would fight Jesus for a big mac

wut

Depends, I got a cook book for my little cousin, I got a military stories book for my other little cousin, for my mystery loving grandmother I got a Christmas Carol themed murder mystery, for my other historical novel loving grandmother I got a book about how Charles dickens wrote a Christmas Carol, I also got a ton of other books I’m not gonna list

Wut

I just Capped Jesus.

Gangsta.

Mono how doom and gloom are you?

hmm

I also bought a few political books for my grandfather and father

sounds good
what book do you think my dad would like?

I think we're all fucked.. how is that?

Depends on his interests

language missey

Sounds accurate.

the big man upstairs has many interests

My father usually likes political novels. I bought him ‘Dont burn this book’ for his birthday and he really liked it

I have a bookshelf nd half of it is filled with civil war books and the ither half is star wars

Personally the only political novel I’ve ever gotten into was The Prince