For me at least ...

true...

in some way

Finally done making ridiculous amounts of salsa

why?

I can’t eat salsa! But you go ahead and enjoy it without me!

.. because I had tomatoes and chilis that were going to go bad

lol

why not just eat the tomatoes and chilis then?

It is slightly Spicier than intended, but that isnt a downside

I like bacone

just so you guys know

Because it was like 5lbs of forgotten veggies

that mana from heaven?

That’s more or less what salsa is

it was actually bacon...

So I fire roasted them first

Doesn’t that go against Jewish dietary restrictions?

I always assumed it was like honey baked communion wafers.

I know what salsa is fool
I take Spanish class

do I look like a jew?

Is that a trick question

... you do know that Jesus was Jewish, right?

He was/is the Jewish messiah

wait,
I'm Ben Shapiro?
YES

Yea but no

Modern Jews just don’t believe that

I'm gonna ignore that no

Bruh.

Bruh

Ben Shapiro isn't the messiah

sure....

He is

Jesus is fake

He is entertaining when reacting to being called a nazi though

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quiet chinese knock off me

Ben Shapiro is great, it’s nice to have someone else as my religion. 👍

alr