no the office guy

you are wrong

no u

I've had a hell of a couple of years, so life just not being a disaster is happiness

i have a phd

im smarter than you

Not having to leave the house is happiness

phd in how to be wrong

i love leaving the house

i hate my house its too lonely

All I've got is a ba in art history and mild agoraphobia

That’s nice, right now my life is sliding into disaster and chaos. Tips on how to get through?

Happiness exists? It's just a fairytale from a past that was never bright

stop lying

@VulpesVulpes all you can do is grit your teeth and remind yourself nothing is permanent. Usually works for me

eat lots of pickles

and drink lots of pepsi

I hate both of those things

yes

well

I’ll keep that in mind

sucks for you i guess

Pickles and pepsi doesn't sound pleasant

the office guy got bad taste

why you hating on me tonite

I abhor pickles

because you called me fat

no i didnt

Pickles GOOD

i just said you were adopted

I made soup with beer instead of water tonight lol

I never thought much of happiness in a long time.

Picmled okra the best

Imagine not being happy

you said i was adopted and cringe

pickled pickles are best

And?

Pickled okra is so fucking good

i prefer natural pickles

you said i was cringe

@GotatoChi @Memologist Ph.D. am I going to have to put you two in the corner