Hmm.

I’m semi new

I'm old

Like about a month

Say welcome to me

B)

I just landed in California 🤨

Kill me now

lol

Hi I'am new

RUN MAN RUN

That’s not how you spell I’m or I am

to the east the more west the more commie

Welcome! Glad you are here

I live in Portland Oregon so I’m used to communism

That sucks

man....

I'm sorry for you

I can’t wait to get out and move to Florida

Ron Desantas is epic

hell yeah

Hi I'm old

Florida, sum good ass there

WHY AIN'T I WELCOMED!?

Good for you

It's good when I'm welcomed

What do you mean by that

hot girls man

Lol

Come to Eastern Europe

Lol

You gonna find hotter girls

The first hot girl you'll see is babushka

I already have a pretty great gf

So I’m good

nah man

I'm good too

a healthy man needs two gfs

My sister is my gf

Well I got my sister and her friend

So a healthy man needs to cheat. Not really seeing the logic in this one