well... at least I am a woman and not a man who is short 🙂

how tall is your husband

Short people make me laugh sometimes

I could still throw you like a football tho

he is 6'4 around

dang

Every time it reaches 9pm on a Saturday, I always play the Piano Man

They still fit out the window

***Yeet***

good luck... I might be short but I can still put you on your knees with ease 🙂

Bruh that is like 2 feet difference

SMALL POWER!!

wow

Bruh

1 kick to the groin and every man goes down 🙂

*sure*

unless your Johnny Knoxville

The only thing more intense than my midget pride is my hate for tall people

If you could reach it

tis true....

Or as we like to call them

"Biggers"

Lmao

LOL

no one calls them biggers....

jesus

lol

i forgot about the biggers

I want to send a meme of that lol

Oh that's fucking hilarious

Should i?

ffs that referrence is so old

Please stop saying "biggers"

we don't serve biggers here

Size 11.5

I wear cowboy boots

MY DYSLEXIA

Easy to find size 12 boots

Size 14w

my husband wears a size 13.....

not bad for a 6'4 guy