i wouldnt join the chair force cuz i dont wanna look lazy

NOO, SOAP. YOU DIDNT JUJU ON THAT BEAT!

lol

I can be like "Sir is your wife snow white?"

the national guard seems kinda lazy too

I drive a tesla... he drives a jeep...

ew

a tesla

Maybe if I join the chair force I could use the drone strike

you would have to run for MILES if you did that LOL

Lmfao

Ikr

or he would have you do pushups until you died 😛

lol

Lmfao ikik

I can do 1000 horizontal push ups

i suck at pushups

Marine suicide

my arms get so tired

Thats how you get out of suicide watch

Ight dudes and dudettes im going to go play rec royale on a live stream with friends so goodbye

many men have died for this hyaenas crime

I could do like 25

I can do 500 pound dead lifts

Or I think

Later fren

goodbye jake

I can do like.... 10

See ya

I do 255, im only 150lbs tho

I weigh 250

Lol really only 10

remember to give me them surprisingly great rates

I AM SMOL!!!

my strength is in my legs 😄

I will

Have I stumbled upon the shortie convention again? <:KEK:726877368601411624>

Snow white i have a question

Bruh I can prob do 50 pounds dead lift

horizontal pushups are just regular pushups

Is your pfp of you