IHOP has more crack heads than the entire state of Florida I ain't touching them with a 12 foot poll

ima change my name to texas crusader like rotc suggested

Yo who else in rotc?

Me

ROTC or NJROTC?

Pretty sure im ROTC

What branch?

Rise Of The Crusades R.OT.C

Oh... I thought you were talking about the reserves officer training corps...

Lol no no

Damn

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*sad navy noises*

I know but sadly i would do literal War Crimes if i joined the Military

They're still triggered towards me this is fun

Why they triggered

You wanna know why

Yes

Funniest shit ever

Why

I said high instead of hi

i'd steal the tank and take back jerusalem

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They though I was talking about drugs and got mad at me

@Texas Crusader same here and would have No Prisoners

And I just let em have it

Lol no <a:TrollDance:726883896670552075> but that’s tuff

ok changed my pfp to this for **CHRISTMAS TIME **

Cold hard facts and truth

@Viking doggo that seems very lefty if they did

@Texas Crusader im stealing it

thou shall not steal

Damn, just make your pfp Jesus if you are supposed to be a crusader during Christmas

Hey did you hear about the rape thing with kamala?

@Texas Crusader Ok wait i will spread the good word of our Tenant

@Ribbit who she rape now

Not quite

Long story short a bunch of priests raped kids, and the previous prosecutor wanted to sentence them, blah blah blah kamala was payed by those priests to enter politics and beat the other guy, so in other words Kamala is only here now because a bunch of rapists needed her to say they were innocent

Who will join the Crusades

Oh the whole story where she didnt convict a single "Religious" people

My fellow Republicans