Message from @Lynxoid

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2017-11-12 22:58:36 UTC  

I've seen cleaning footage, most just don't notice it.

2017-11-12 22:58:52 UTC  

Ears are self cleaning for the most part but doesn't mean there isn't some build up.

2017-11-12 22:59:04 UTC  

whatever gets your rocks off man

2017-11-12 22:59:29 UTC  

Make earcleaning porn, new frontiers

2017-11-12 22:59:44 UTC  

>shitting idea gets buried

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2017-11-12 23:00:18 UTC  

fyi, there is an actual phenomenon where niglets in africa kept going deaf, and it wound up being because they would have snot coming out of their nose and when they ran around it slowly migrated horizontally to their ears, causing problems

2017-11-12 23:00:32 UTC  

fun stuff

2017-11-12 23:01:07 UTC  

How fast are they moving that it's a problem?

2017-11-12 23:01:18 UTC  

between being retards and the incredible variety of african parasites, like those eye eating worms, im amazed africa mastered the mudhut in 40,000 years

2017-11-12 23:01:53 UTC  

its not really the speed so much as the fact it built up, bein sick nigglets meant they had eternally runny noses

2017-11-12 23:02:11 UTC  

and their melanin enriched minds didnt grasp the concept of wiping it off their faces

2017-11-12 23:02:25 UTC  

so it just built up until it made them deaf

2017-11-12 23:02:34 UTC  

That is some bizzare shit.

2017-11-12 23:03:08 UTC  

Stevie wonder was blind because of eye eating worms

2017-11-12 23:05:29 UTC  

Fucking hate nature, need to destroy it fast as possible only people I see care are city cunts

2017-11-12 23:06:03 UTC  

I don't recycle for this reason

2017-11-12 23:06:09 UTC  

am I helping

2017-11-12 23:06:54 UTC  

Not fast enough, need to be setting off nukes in challenger deep

2017-11-12 23:12:44 UTC  

China, our greatest ally in pollution

2017-11-12 23:21:08 UTC  

@johnfrum my last shit could count as a nuke

2017-11-12 23:38:25 UTC  

thanks for informing us

2017-11-12 23:39:11 UTC  

@Lynxoid thank you for subscribing to shit facts

2017-11-12 23:39:26 UTC  

d-do you want to subscribe to lynx facts

2017-11-12 23:40:16 UTC  

yes

2017-11-12 23:40:26 UTC  

Lynx can survive up to 14.5 years in the wild and over 25 years in captivity.

2017-11-12 23:40:48 UTC  

more

2017-11-12 23:41:02 UTC  

I NEED MORE FACTS

2017-11-12 23:42:17 UTC  

Lynx can easily move across the snow thanks to large, rounded feet that act like snowshoes.

2017-11-12 23:45:15 UTC  

can i pet a lynx?

2017-11-12 23:45:25 UTC  

can I fuck a lynx

2017-11-12 23:45:29 UTC  

NO

2017-11-12 23:46:04 UTC  

no

2017-11-12 23:46:17 UTC  

you can fuck dolphins but not lynx?

2017-11-12 23:46:26 UTC  

dolphin is sentient

2017-11-12 23:46:28 UTC  

dolphins want human dick

2017-11-12 23:46:42 UTC  

our society is sapienist

2017-11-12 23:46:42 UTC  

>>>There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand.

2017-11-12 23:46:44 UTC  

soye

2017-11-12 23:46:58 UTC  

the Kevin Spacey dolphin

2017-11-12 23:47:16 UTC  

>>>The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

2017-11-12 23:47:17 UTC  

there is a family in russia