this country is against god himself

https://twitter.com/zanu_pf/status/827953776774492162

https://twitter.com/zanu_pf/status/812008794611974144

Internet Cafe!

This is the same reaction i had when discovering Chrischan, how can this not be satire?

That is why I said it was a parody account at first

But BBC seems to think it's legitimate

https://twitter.com/zanu_pf/status/904674015008174081 oh fugg

DO YOU FEEL THE STORM BRUTHA

Remember that time when Mugabe was given a position in the world health organisation?

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/10/22/world-health-organization-revokes-appointment-mugabe.html

Literal demihuman, look at his fucking face

>genocidal dictator
>took until this year to remove him
wow, really worth billions in funding

Zimbabwe is the /trash/ of africa

Zimbabwe is probably actually in the upper of African countries

There are far worse places

But that's like saying AIDS is better than Cancer

🇿🇼

Mugabe stronk, will regain power soon

this entire thing is a purge

Its a coinflip if it makes zimbabwe better or worse

cant be much worse

maybe thell stop starving

they can eat the corpses

worse, Mugabe is doing exactly what a dictator do when they think they need to show they are still in power

maybe its what happened in turkey

fake coup to secure more power

mugabe is playing 5d chess

it's a standard move, but unusual as he is old as shit. probably so his wife and her handlers can take more power

I cant believe that, mugabe wasnt at any risk of losing power, why the fuck would he chimp out for no reason?

ape escape

konkey dong

expand influence

aquire 100 trillion zimbabwe dollars

>literally pile of rocks

http://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/m6DwrfbdEcBW2hRlHGn3q-A.jpg

i bet you could do more with that many rocks than with this nigger money'

you could kill a wyte man and take his food

OOGA BOOGA

They were wanting to adopt the Chinese money a few years back

Yuan