Blunt 😂

I'm diagnosed with epic coolguy disease

Man. At my husband's Christmas party his boss asked me how I felt and I said I hated wearing lipstick

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Because it was the thought in my head

why

You have long hair

No homo

Yea exactly

That disqualifies you

Yeah Aspergers peeps don't think it. They just say that and tbh... I've lived with someone like that my whole life and I think its GREAT that he won't go behind my back and lie to my face.

If my brother or mother has something on their minds, they'll be straight with us.

I'll take blunt and honesty over deceit and fake

Yup, I didnt even learn to lie till my 20s, then I got good at it, then I realized I had to stick to the lies forever so I stopped 😂

Too much work to be dishonest

Thats what I say lol

@ElCalafate

murica

Can't order a white russian anymore. That's considered racist.

Can't stand people who beat around the bush.

You got something to say to me? I don't care what it is. Just say it.

And that can mean anything doesn't have to be something rude

I told my best friend earlier that I was mad her sister was stupid and not evil because I cant hate her

there is a black russian

Lmao

We wuz russianz n sheeiiiit

Is that allowed?

What's in a black russian?

kahlua and rum

lmao

Chocolate and a white russian

😂

Not Hennessy?

i mean vodka

ew

henny is gross

taste like expired cough syrup

Black people love it though lmao

Nah that's Jagër... I love it tho

I have to get some 1554 and patron xo again

I miss the combination

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