I once dove to the bottom of the local lake, then remembered we had 6ft cats

Oh beaches suck

Miami beaches are so good

Fuck beaches

And I've never moved so fast

i hate getting sand up my ass

Which ones have you gone to?

Imagine not noodling

My moms friends mom actually got a letter in the mail from President Trump with a picture of him and Melania 🥺 🥺

I wanna noodle so fucking bad

How

In the mail

Who the fuck needs a fishing pole when u can stick ur entire arm into random holes in a swamp and pull catfish out like that

Exactly

Hundreds of pounds. I weighed 115 and was down about 18ft

Sounds fun, painful, and dangerous

tf ik what a pool noodle is but whats noodling

It’s perfect

“Noodling” aka super redneck shit

Not noodling. Getting tf out

South beach, north beach

So I’m in jail now

It's so fun lmfao

Hollywood is nice too

I got to go to key biscayne once too

No

She wrote a letter to trump thanking him for his work in Israel and when he recognized Jerusalem as the capital

But kinsa hurts

Well tbh I’m not a beach guy so idk

Leftist place

me... i catch pike... teeth hurt

I don’t like em

Beaches suck

I dont like sand

It's coarse and rough and irritating

Its rough course

It’s coarse and rough

And it gets everywhere

And it gets everyone

Everywhere

lol