I'm straight I swear I only date straight guys

lol dong

...awe there's glass in the way

That’s ok bud, use ur horns

And there's a convenient emergency hammer right there

Gl @KingZapapple

Ok, Goat. It was a joke, please don't do it.

<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

do it <:LeoDecaprio:768140752525852742>

Kyros.. wtf is your pfp

It's a quick story.

Froge?

lol

Doat?

Froge

My froge is growinf

Growing

Dam

He's pretty thicc now

In a debate server people changed to Doges, and I wanted to join, so I chose between Maga Doge or Valentine Doge.

But someone said I should merge them to imitate my previous pfp.

how is ur arm

And someone in DM's sent me this as the replacement

<:dogekek:726878872607653918>

Meanwhile, I'll make Kyros Doge.

Nice. Now. Is it froge or doat?

When you said "masculine female" I read "competent person." Please don't hate me for this, ladies. 😄

I was just calling it frog doge.

So I like froge best.

It's ok

I'm competent at most things. Except not injuring myself. Im bad at that

Welcome to the scarred up club.

Plus having dangerous hobbies.

O yea i bet I've injured myself more than u

Loser

I'm numbah waaaaaan

Since the election I've fallen off the roof, gotten 3rd degree burns on my stomach, cut my hand open bad enough for stitches, got a peice of wire in my eye I had to remove with tweezers...

oh damn.. I hate it when you get wire stuck in your eye... that's the worst

And now I have an infected puncture wound on my hand from cleaning the freezer. Oh, and I sanded my leg the other day

Nerd

I should have worn safety glasses