cold wiggly bacon is even worse

Meryl you should become a health inspector so you'll be able to shut down D.Q.

f**k DQ

For a long time I fried bacon with olive oil and complained how much it sizzled and burnt me.

Until I knew how stupid that was

Because bacon fries with its own fat

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i knew it, all this time my job was to shut down all the poor bacon makers

Lol

What about candied bacon?

Yes shut them down a menace to society

how do you not know how to cook bacon though

Kyros you are in france right?

Spain

also, water on grease fire = bad

Spain yes that's why

Why what

i bet spain can cook some bacon

Hol up

Americans are fat as fuck they'd probably be the only ones to know food lol

Hi

hello

we know fast food

Hi

i also know good food from bad food, and sometimes i like the bad food

don't tempt me

This is bacon and overeasy egg I made

it's beautiful

Does it look good

I never heard a person cook bacon with olive oil

Yeah well that was my family

put that bacon in between some bread and you have a 10 dollar wendys meal

Because in Spain it's cheap and it's what is commonly used to fry

Apart from Sunflower seed oil

Omg, breakfast of champions right there 😋

Yeah lol

It was actually lunch

Hence the Zero Coke

Santa: Favorite color is red, forces the population under his rule to work with little to no pay, gives out stuff for free, bushy mustache

Stalin: Favorite color is red, forces the population under his rule to work with little to no pay, gives out stuff for free, bushy mustache

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