im glad I woke up this early this shit is fucking hilarious

Lmao!

Rent a friend huh

I had strictly wrote that I am looking only for long-term in my bio, and I wasn’t the only one who did that.

Just go outside and talk to people

You'll save money

Thats kind of sad if u think about it

But most men on there to be fair were just looking for sex, some were looking for relationships.

Can't. Covid @Diabeł Boruta

> Can't. Covid @Diabeł Boruta
@[TDE] Smokie covid can go fuck itself kekw

All men are just looking for sex.@Dxangel

Bullshit

i have been social distancing since march

That isn't true...

i already hAD the rona

Can't even see if theyre cute or not. @Izzy Say Whaat!?

So not true

Face masks

My lame ex didn’t desire sex nearly as much as my current bf

We didn't stop going outside when the Chernobyl reactor exploded

Well, he did more once he experienced it

Oh i was thinking filters

bruh, I like that romance shit. call me a bitch or whatever, but that romantic shit is what I like. (also sex, a lot of it, but thats besides the point)

If it wasn't for sex men wouldn't hang around women AT ALL. 🤣🤣

> Face masks
@[TDE] Smokie meh. im hella not wearing a mask with friends and/or possible boyfriends

@Wardog bitch. but nah romance is nice.

Come on

thats not true @[TDE] Smokie

Lol

@[TDE] Smokie I have a wife, so...that's not true.

> If it wasn't for sex men wouldn't hang around women AT ALL. 🤣🤣
@[TDE] Smokie are u implying all the men would be homiesexual

Guess im a bit jaded. 🤷‍♂️

> If it wasn't for sex men wouldn't hang around women AT ALL. 🤣🤣
@[TDE] Smokie ouch :(

my ex was a fucking GAMER dude, me and her would hang out for hours playing games, and sometimes nothing else

Homie sexual lol

No, because that would involve sex.@Izzy Say Whaat!?

i want a girlfriend who meets these criterias
Nice
christian
willing to love me
actually exist

Smokie, you’re definitely right about my current bf. He wouldn’t hang around women unless it’s for sex or work. Must be the muslim in him.

Also good morning all lol

@*sigh* good luck!

> No, because that would involve sex.@Izzy Say Whaat!?
@[TDE] Smokie :< the homies having sex seems kiNDA GAY