mmm 70 year old pork and eggs

the dude must've got sick so many times

Ew

Who wants food poisoning and probably possible death

the thing that fascinates me the most about those MRE's are the bread pieces

they come in so many textures, sizes and actual tastes

some dry, some super spongy

it's so inconsistent

the meats are 99% of the time salted and drowned in brine

the 1% is the dried jerkies

lol

I wanna contact him and ask him the ratio of vomit to MRE's since he started

I want a metric on which army is the tastiest/safest

NK is not accepted since the North Korean MRE's are bags filled with dirt

lol

wow

I am just not interested in eating a 50+yo MRE

youtube ad money is not enough to get me to eat a 50 yo MRE

you'd have to bribe me with real food

lol

he offered $50 to do it.... and I just said NOPE

no food poisoning night of vomiting and kissing your toilet bowl is worth 50$

I also told him if he even thought about offering it to our niece/nephews I would put draino in his dinner tonight

I'd pay 50$ to NOT eat his MRE

LOL

you just admitted to wanting to poisoning him but that's fine: it shows the level of your resolve

lol no it shows how little I trust him to NOT try and do the same thing to my 6 yo niece and nephew, then to my 3 yo nephew

Is it a dick move to call child services on a bad parent who feeds kids MRE?

they aren't his kids 😛

they are my sisters children lol

Imagine trying to feed kids MREs

we are taking care of them for another week while her and her husband are in lockdown at the hospital waiting to be able to take the new born twins home

That's breakfast video was cool

that's mighty nice of you @SnowWhite❄

Ew children

they are our future

well she is visiting us in Hawaii and gave birth to her twin girls 5 weeks early

Oof

It was supposed to be Mahalo but now it's Aloha, baby

nature works in mysterious ways

steve1989 looks like the live action version of shaggy