fact

Used to be called self mutilation in the U.S

makes sense too

Nah, cutting the foreskin to stop it is mutilation

That explains why im so god damned dumb

that's why i was an ok student but now i feel like a total brainlet that may not finish

MIKE PENCE

fellas is it gay to touch ya dick while peeing

yes

that's why i always sit down to pee

That's why you should let someoen else hold it

Faggo

I mean, i once managed to stab myself in the eye with my thumb twice in the span of 5 minutes

do you tuck

or do you let it hang

chastity cages are too expensive

i don't touch it so no tucking

no gay 100%

Just like, put a lock on your cock

Chastity cages are stupid expensive

man im so straight i hate my dick

and cheap ones don't fit

is just a piece of plastic

i just want to cut it off and grow a pussy

Generally want things around your dick for extended periods of time to be well made

Sighhhh

no buy Chinese knockoff versions printed with plastic seams

Liking girls is also pretty gay

Like

bravo fedora

Bitches love guys and cock

And thats super gay

i haven't noticed that, Jack

do they really love guys?

Fedora go for the hat trick and get banned from here

@fedora you are too sutoatic for redditors. Amazing.

Some guys

:^)

Or at least the concept