seems self defense to me

>Suicide is self defense

But you murder the guy who wants to kill you

Its protecting youself from all the harm in the world

So it's murder

its not

kill all men

also men are often rapists, so it's better to take care of the future rapist as well

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no

it doesn't work

masturbation can be called self-rape around here

men can not be raped

end your life penis scum

haven't you heard of samogwałt my man

>self-rape

Like

yeah i have

sounds stupid

it is

like u

hahaaaa!

When you dont really feel like having a wank, but force yourself for whatever reason?

I don't think anyone under 80 calls it that

wanking violates your integrity as a man and lowers your brain capacity

fact

Used to be called self mutilation in the U.S

makes sense too

Nah, cutting the foreskin to stop it is mutilation

That explains why im so god damned dumb

that's why i was an ok student but now i feel like a total brainlet that may not finish

MIKE PENCE

fellas is it gay to touch ya dick while peeing

yes

that's why i always sit down to pee

That's why you should let someoen else hold it

Faggo

I mean, i once managed to stab myself in the eye with my thumb twice in the span of 5 minutes

do you tuck

or do you let it hang