I think yesterday straight-up was one of the best days of my life

Do you simp for Tucker Carlson tho

thats pretty cool

I totally simp for tucker

Of my fifteen-year-long, so-far-quite-short life

im subscribed to his onlyfans

I-

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Anywho, the Trump store I work at has this giant, American-themed and painted fire truck, and they hosted a giant parade filled with hundreds of vehicles. My bosses let me call shotgun in the fire truck as it led the parade

thats awesome

thats cool

It was so American

And here's the truck:

Murica

I identify as a an Apache helicopter. My pronouns are Wrrrrrr

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Brrrt and Ernie

I identify as Michael jackson
Pronouns: he/hee

Heard it

Damn

I guess that only works on morons

I identify as Joe Biden, and my pronouns are "C'mon, man" and "*incoherent sniffing noises*"

Yikes

I identify as **blue spy**
Pronouns: kill/me

I identify as boobs

i hate micheal jackson

cuz he's black right?

there's a red spy in the base, and you're laughing

no

lol

its because of how he looked though

tucker stop showing your deeply seeded racism

and because he liked little boys

@minecraftgamer420 no he didn’t

he looked like a weirdo

I’m the imposter, my pronoun is sus

He didn’t like little boys

like bruh