Message from @Jacob✞

Discord ID: 762750498876030976


2020-10-05 18:54:28 UTC  

I think yesterday straight-up was one of the best days of my life

2020-10-05 18:54:35 UTC  

Do you simp for Tucker Carlson tho

2020-10-05 18:54:37 UTC  

thats pretty cool

2020-10-05 18:54:43 UTC  

I totally simp for tucker

2020-10-05 18:54:43 UTC  

Of my fifteen-year-long, so-far-quite-short life

2020-10-05 18:54:50 UTC  

im subscribed to his onlyfans

2020-10-05 18:54:54 UTC  

I-

2020-10-05 18:55:00 UTC  

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2020-10-05 18:55:03 UTC  

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2020-10-05 18:55:35 UTC  

<:YouKnowTheThing:723005092764319776>

2020-10-05 18:55:41 UTC  

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2020-10-05 18:56:08 UTC  

Anywho, the Trump store I work at has this giant, American-themed and painted fire truck, and they hosted a giant parade filled with hundreds of vehicles. My bosses let me call shotgun in the fire truck as it led the parade

2020-10-05 18:56:31 UTC  

thats awesome

2020-10-05 18:56:33 UTC  

thats cool

2020-10-05 18:56:35 UTC  

It was so American

2020-10-05 18:56:46 UTC  

And here's the truck:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/707691030748594294/762750146118942740/beach20fire20truck20017_full.png

2020-10-05 18:57:24 UTC  

Murica

2020-10-05 18:57:32 UTC  

I identify as a an Apache helicopter. My pronouns are Wrrrrrr

2020-10-05 18:57:45 UTC  

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

2020-10-05 18:58:06 UTC  

Brrrt and Ernie

2020-10-05 18:58:10 UTC  

I identify as Michael jackson
Pronouns: he/hee

2020-10-05 18:58:23 UTC  

Heard it

2020-10-05 18:58:29 UTC  

Damn

2020-10-05 18:58:41 UTC  

I guess that only works on morons

2020-10-05 18:58:51 UTC  

I identify as Joe Biden, and my pronouns are "C'mon, man" and "*incoherent sniffing noises*"

2020-10-05 18:58:59 UTC  

Yikes

2020-10-05 18:59:04 UTC  

I identify as **blue spy**
Pronouns: kill/me

2020-10-05 18:59:20 UTC  

I identify as boobs

2020-10-05 18:59:25 UTC  

i hate micheal jackson

2020-10-05 18:59:32 UTC  

cuz he's black right?

2020-10-05 18:59:32 UTC  

there's a red spy in the base, and you're laughing

2020-10-05 18:59:36 UTC  

no

2020-10-05 18:59:39 UTC  

lol

2020-10-05 18:59:41 UTC  

its because of how he looked though

2020-10-05 18:59:44 UTC  

tucker stop showing your deeply seeded racism

2020-10-05 18:59:47 UTC  

and because he liked little boys

2020-10-05 18:59:59 UTC  

@minecraftgamer420 no he didn’t

2020-10-05 19:00:08 UTC  

he looked like a weirdo

2020-10-05 19:00:16 UTC  

I’m the imposter, my pronoun is sus

2020-10-05 19:00:23 UTC  

He didn’t like little boys

2020-10-05 19:00:26 UTC  

like bruh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/707691030748594294/762751066915340388/22d69e08-aa71-11e8-8796-d12ba807e6e9_1280x720_113417.png