Message from @definiety NOT zachtard

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2020-10-07 15:29:32 UTC  

where is he

2020-10-07 15:29:34 UTC  

what did he do

2020-10-07 15:29:36 UTC  

Take ur hands out of your pants

2020-10-07 15:29:42 UTC  

he made you my guy

2020-10-07 15:29:44 UTC  

he made me

2020-10-07 15:29:47 UTC  

cringe

2020-10-07 15:29:49 UTC  

you have no proof

2020-10-07 15:29:49 UTC  

<:PenceApplauding:763421626062209034>

2020-10-07 15:29:50 UTC  

LOL

2020-10-07 15:29:52 UTC  

he made the earth we live on and the air we breathe

2020-10-07 15:29:56 UTC  

bruh

2020-10-07 15:30:00 UTC  

prove it

2020-10-07 15:30:01 UTC  

ok so lets say 2 atoms collided and boom we get earth

2020-10-07 15:30:02 UTC  

Religious zealotry is such a turn off

2020-10-07 15:30:06 UTC  

where'd the 2 atoms come from

2020-10-07 15:30:09 UTC  

uh no, i dont believe in the big bang

2020-10-07 15:30:10 UTC  

nothing comes from nothing

2020-10-07 15:30:12 UTC  

i believe the universe was infinite

2020-10-07 15:30:27 UTC  

Nothing cant create something

2020-10-07 15:30:30 UTC  

i don't believe an omnipresent god that knows everything determines my life

2020-10-07 15:30:41 UTC  

dude who gives a shit about someones religion like if believing jesus makes u feel better go ahead

2020-10-07 15:30:42 UTC  

I could tell you humans the truth about your origins but that would be pretty bad policy for my job 🙂

2020-10-07 15:30:50 UTC  

@shaggy I guess 2 atoms just popped in the universe

2020-10-07 15:30:56 UTC  

you humans aren't meant to know 🙂

2020-10-07 15:30:56 UTC  

And said hello to each other

2020-10-07 15:30:58 UTC  

the universe was infinite

2020-10-07 15:31:05 UTC  

> I could tell you humans the truth about your origins but that would be pretty bad policy for my job 🙂
@Aletro r u being satirical rn

2020-10-07 15:31:08 UTC  

something as vast and intricate as the universe doesn't just appear out of nowhere like a wild pokemon

2020-10-07 15:31:12 UTC  

Again, nothing cant create something

2020-10-07 15:31:16 UTC  

@Guzma I'm a space god so no

2020-10-07 15:31:18 UTC  

something as vast and intricate as god doesn't appear out of nowhere

2020-10-07 15:31:19 UTC  

so wtf

2020-10-07 15:31:23 UTC  

why does god get to be the first

2020-10-07 15:31:27 UTC  

how did he decide what earth should be like

2020-10-07 15:31:42 UTC  

what told him that humans would have the best structure to rule earth

2020-10-07 15:31:47 UTC  

@Guzma If you believe in me real hard: I will manifest 🙂

2020-10-07 15:31:52 UTC  

because God is bigger than anything and everything, he's bigger than the things we can even imagine

2020-10-07 15:31:52 UTC  

"hE jUSt kNowS"

2020-10-07 15:31:59 UTC  

and how did he get here

2020-10-07 15:32:05 UTC  

i'm not gonna try to convince you of anything, think what you want

2020-10-07 15:32:10 UTC  

certified bruh