yeah

even someone who had like top level security clearence couldnt get a gun

and had actual terrorists who wanted him dead

lol

move to a less-commie state

movings expensive.

livigns expensive

i should just become a seiral killer

Pawps contemplating becoming a serial killer and I'm just sitting here drinking mountain dew out of an oracle cup

I just gotta stab a few people, act REALLY crazy, and ill get a cult folowing and 3 hots and a cot

3 thots and a cot

3ots

and a kot

nahhh serial murder gets me in the same prison as the niggers and skinheads

id have to join a skinheadgang to keep safe

3 knots and a bot

Jersey is an odd place, only reason I know the laws are shit there is because some rep' s kids robbed a store with illegal rifles and she didn't want them killed next time they hold up a store

I need to drive up to north jersey and get fondue

but getting my best friend to drive an hour and a half wiht me is a bit of a bitch

It's melted cheese you nigger, don't drag people an hour for melted cheese.

Why do you need a gun to demand higher pay though? <:anime:338369166929035265>

Why dont you use a gun to get better work benifits

Why don't you get hired for a better job unless you're incompetent

Because the training one needs to responsibly use a gun makes you a more valuable worker you doofus

>just get a better job, lmao

Also Armed security pays better then regular security

also the jobs in my area suck

i should just deal crack like the mexican who used to work for my dad

he made like 250k a year

well

till he got busted by the feds

Yeah but most of that goes to buying more crack

he came in the next day and my dad had to be like "nah man you dont work here no more"

nah he didnt use lmao

buying more crack to SELL, my man

Oh right

what kinda gun are you packing at work

Reading comprehension, you nigger.

The only thing i have at work is a fuckitn tasty cake and an empty bottle of water

both of which i got for free

hell yeah tasty cake