Message from @Patrick

Discord ID: 388869716388610069


2017-12-09 01:46:05 UTC  

it may break

2017-12-09 01:46:21 UTC  

and remember to squat properly, don't crouch

2017-12-09 01:46:23 UTC  

I've seen photos of that

2017-12-09 01:46:26 UTC  

Don't look pretty

2017-12-09 01:46:42 UTC  

squatting it very comfortable

2017-12-09 01:46:44 UTC  

I know to squat thankfully

2017-12-09 01:46:47 UTC  

It's not very comfortable

2017-12-09 01:46:50 UTC  

it is

2017-12-09 01:46:54 UTC  

My knees are week

2017-12-09 01:46:54 UTC  

I squat instead of sitting down when there's no seats

2017-12-09 01:46:57 UTC  

you're probably just crouching

2017-12-09 01:47:15 UTC  

You really have to let your ass drop

2017-12-09 01:47:15 UTC  

Or I'm not a real slav

2017-12-09 01:47:47 UTC  

I only learnt how to squat properly because I started going to the gym

2017-12-09 01:47:54 UTC  

When I first started I was hopeless

2017-12-09 01:48:03 UTC  

It's a set of muscles, you need to build it by squatting.

2017-12-09 01:48:44 UTC  

Nothing like shitting in the woods after a long hike.

2017-12-09 01:49:08 UTC  

Just make sure you don't get poison ivy on your dick.

2017-12-09 01:49:16 UTC  

tfw recently pulled a muscle in calf and still annoyed by it

2017-12-09 01:49:25 UTC  

COOL BOI

2017-12-09 01:49:30 UTC  

Why tho

2017-12-09 01:49:44 UTC  

earth quake resistance

2017-12-09 01:49:47 UTC  

not afraid of child

2017-12-09 01:49:51 UTC  

>read it as retardmini

2017-12-09 01:50:31 UTC  

also >Tiny scren

2017-12-09 01:50:33 UTC  

why hto

2017-12-09 01:51:05 UTC  

just buy the double screen meizu and use that to emulate B)

2017-12-09 01:51:06 UTC  

Just like being a child but dumber because child you would ditch that faggotry for your smartphone

2017-12-09 01:51:26 UTC  

read that as emulate bj

2017-12-09 01:51:37 UTC  

ill just hook up a raspberry pi to my work monitor

2017-12-09 01:51:40 UTC  

and play games with that

2017-12-09 01:51:56 UTC  

Have you ever jerked it at workm

2017-12-09 01:52:00 UTC  

No

2017-12-09 01:52:18 UTC  

iv sent nudes at work once tho

2017-12-09 01:52:26 UTC  

#DickPix lmao

2017-12-09 01:52:48 UTC  

>implying any woman ever wants to see a photo of a dick

2017-12-09 01:53:01 UTC  

I'm not even talking just your dick

2017-12-09 01:53:03 UTC  

I feel jealous you and Matt's friendship

2017-12-09 01:53:07 UTC  

Just all dicks

2017-12-09 01:53:38 UTC  

I think you just got used to seeing it.