Prostate vibrators are a fast track to ass cancer

Is that a good trade off?

that sounds like a jewish psyop

stimulating anus causes cancer, what next goldstien?

After 11 days

I decided Judaism wasn't for me

Were you given snip by mr rabbi?

Ya, at birth

did he succ blood afterwards and give you herpes?

Rip american foreskins

I got the snip too

Phimosis

How bad is phimosis to warrant it cutting off donger skin?

Painful as fuck

But forreal though anal stimulation is causing ass cancer to sky rocket

What

Deets stop telling me big fib

I'm not

Who else but a reformed homosexual to tell you

Anal stimulation causes the male organs to dump sperm storage

https://www.naturalnews.com/041568_prostate_cancer_massage_healing_therapies.html pence applied too man volts and fried your neurons

Its actually cancer prevention

Donate to the brown ribbon to fight prostate cancer today

is the ribbon brown with poopoo?

Daily reminder to rub your testies for signs

Death within a week

No joke

i doubt its that rapid

besides my balls are filled with so many bumps and lumps i dont know whats what

I dont mean like dead

squishy tubes all up and down my nuts

Odds of survival

But incurable

if a new squishy lump appears in nuts, i wound not be able to tell

It has the fastest spreading rates of all cancers

Apart from 9gag

Kek

Honestly, it should be a trained physician to wash your testicles weekly in a shower as part of a program covered by insurance

Kek

Like a cock car wash service

Just rub your testies