Kek

what generic art student bullshit does she want to do for your wedding?

Feels like youve been to 10 different countries so far

Yugoslavia was never invaded

Its because of the Bosnian war

is because they drive Yugo

Used to be one big country

Now its several

There's Serbs living all over

So to meet her family I need to go to 4 different countries

wait

how many fucking people do you need to meet besides mom and dad?

Those are all the ingredients to a fun roadtrip

All of her uncles, aunts, cousins, nephews, grandmother, grandfather, etc

All the way up to her five times removed cousin from another dimension

Its Serb

sounds like too much

Thats how it is

Kek

And then a one week wedding

With guns shooting

Rakija

i draw the line at immediate family, anything else is overkill

And everyone sleeps at your place

At least I get to shoot guns

Sounds gypsie

Are you also go steal copper wire?

i hope you get nothing but handmade wedding gifts

Kek

Mad Jack where you at

Western Euro?

Super western

Which country

England?

Nah, Poortugal

I know Portugese people

Lol same

My dad's best friend is from Portugal

Just so you know

The worst of us tend to go to france for some reason

True