Message from @Shrimpf

Discord ID: 407278447744909313


2018-01-28 20:54:01 UTC  

😭

2018-01-28 20:54:06 UTC  

So shrimp, you into holding hands before the third date?

2018-01-28 20:54:11 UTC  

And Krauting Frenchies is a national sport

2018-01-28 20:54:17 UTC  

Thats how we exist

2018-01-28 20:56:14 UTC  

Normans fucking Celts, fucking Saxons, fucking Franks, fucking Germans, fucking Gauls

2018-01-28 20:56:39 UTC  

>tfw feel sick but craving drypot because its cold and rainy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407277820201402369/o.jpg

2018-01-28 20:56:57 UTC  

Damn

2018-01-28 20:56:58 UTC  

@Sdeck37 I only hold hands on third date

2018-01-28 20:57:12 UTC  

And only if Jesus is ok with it

2018-01-28 20:57:15 UTC  

That looks good, lad

2018-01-28 20:57:34 UTC  

Do you have questionable views too?

2018-01-28 20:57:44 UTC  

Anything that has fried whole hot pepper is great

2018-01-28 20:57:57 UTC  

Makes your poop actually burn tho

2018-01-28 20:57:59 UTC  

relationship ended with @Shrimpf
I'm no into prunes

2018-01-28 20:58:06 UTC  

OHNO

2018-01-28 20:58:13 UTC  

AAAAAH

2018-01-28 20:58:25 UTC  

😿

2018-01-28 20:58:32 UTC  

I'm fine with Jesus tho

2018-01-28 20:58:46 UTC  

As long as he's fine with you taking it in the butt

2018-01-28 20:58:52 UTC  

Kek

2018-01-28 20:59:08 UTC  

Jesus says love thy fellow man

2018-01-28 20:59:51 UTC  

yeah

2018-01-28 20:59:55 UTC  

no vaginal sex before marriage

2018-01-28 20:59:57 UTC  

that's what he said

2018-01-28 21:00:12 UTC  

ive been FRIENDZONED

2018-01-28 21:00:18 UTC  

🚬

2018-01-28 21:00:19 UTC  

😎

2018-01-28 21:00:38 UTC  

The best boys are German

2018-01-28 21:00:44 UTC  

How can Polacks even compete

2018-01-28 21:00:46 UTC  

that GDP

2018-01-28 21:00:51 UTC  

so enormous

2018-01-28 21:01:28 UTC  

Always 1871 in bed

2018-01-28 21:01:37 UTC  

>not twinks with dark hair and bright blue eyes

2018-01-28 21:01:46 UTC  

Shrimp has terrible taste

2018-01-28 21:02:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407279176354234378/1p9nvp.jpg

2018-01-28 21:02:44 UTC  

Taste starts with blondes

2018-01-28 21:02:49 UTC  

TEE BEE AITCH

2018-01-28 21:03:11 UTC  

blonds are boring

2018-01-28 21:03:25 UTC  

Women maybe

2018-01-28 21:03:41 UTC  

Blonde boys tho

2018-01-28 21:04:18 UTC  

That is where I disagree