H-hey guys F-france is still relevant!!!11

>Second fiddle
>Literally starts wars across the world for EU interest

Mali, Syria, Somalia, some small campaigns in post-French colonies

>playong in the sand is for anyones interest

Well it's peace missions

The US has proved multiple times this is not worth it

but they always say it's for the interest of whatever the EU stands for

The EU is crazy tho I'm not gonna say it isn't

Europe is weird

We can't live with each other, but we literally can't live without each other or we'll all be dirtpoor

>Germany controls EU

Shame france didnt stand up when it was actually relevant to Europe's actual intrests.

Can we stop that stupid meme already?

Sdeck doesn't control the EU, he controls my erection

Ye Germany doesn't rule the EU

Ayy

Lots of countries have a say

I mean they complained about the US destroying Libya but that was strongly worded letters.

Germany is just vocal because it's very serious about upholding EU laws

But so is the Netherlands

So is Belgium

If we would control the EU, none of us had nuclear power, Greece would be a third world country by living standards and the EU would have a unified single army by now.

Tfw Sdeck will never invade you again

Yet none of those are

Greece is pretty bad tho

Just leave my family alone this time, not my fault my great grandfather had to nurse jews

Was Venezuela tier for a while

Vuvuzela tier

If I'd invade you, your ass would also take 20years to recover

[Sweating intensifies]

especially without airbags or winter tires ;D

Trick is to get pass out drunk

Yee boaiii

higher chance of survival because you don't strain your muscles that hard

dat attention seeking

so sad!

ya shrimp

typical 🦐

no u

:(

i didn't fail yet