Message from @Julian

Discord ID: 410818620323790848


2018-02-07 15:13:24 UTC  

also I don't live in some 3rd world country to get raped on the street lmao

2018-02-07 15:14:03 UTC  

what country do you live in

2018-02-07 15:14:04 UTC  

Rape in the streets and rape in the sheets is only differentiated by your ability to say no!

2018-02-07 15:14:10 UTC  

cause u get raped on street in germany as well

2018-02-07 15:19:27 UTC  

@Lefteris <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-02-07 15:19:27 UTC  

but can u get raped in the sheets

2018-02-07 15:20:11 UTC  

Why would someone send such an odd message. Is the orange juice slang for something sexual or illegal?

2018-02-07 15:21:19 UTC  

its a game

2018-02-07 15:21:28 UTC  

what are transnational lists?

2018-02-07 15:24:15 UTC  

>playing subnautica

2018-02-07 15:24:25 UTC  

>seamoth (underwater vehicle) just dissapears

2018-02-07 15:24:28 UTC  

>not playing Habbo club

2018-02-07 15:24:34 UTC  

into fucking nowhere

2018-02-07 15:25:00 UTC  

subnautica seems fun, but when i got it like a year or so ago optimization was on the shittier side of things

2018-02-07 15:25:09 UTC  

does it run better now?

2018-02-07 15:25:34 UTC  

so far its okay for me

2018-02-07 15:25:44 UTC  

I have a low-mid range system though

2018-02-07 15:25:58 UTC  

I've heard that the real test is when you build your base and stuff, though

2018-02-07 15:26:02 UTC  

and I havent done that yet

2018-02-07 15:26:14 UTC  

eh, ill get it when it comes in the inevitable humble monthly

2018-02-07 15:26:31 UTC  

I pirated

2018-02-07 15:26:33 UTC  

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2018-02-07 15:26:46 UTC  

thats the other option

2018-02-07 15:28:02 UTC  

@BIRDzone the chad assertion vs virgin anxiety

2018-02-07 15:28:12 UTC  

just stand up straight with your shoulders back

2018-02-07 15:28:14 UTC  

<:benis:239668961011040257>

2018-02-07 15:28:36 UTC  

even worse, I built the seamoth just like 10 mins ago

2018-02-07 15:28:50 UTC  

its been a bug since 2015 it seems

2018-02-07 15:29:03 UTC  

eh, i already have enough shit i dont play

2018-02-07 15:29:03 UTC  

first major bug

2018-02-07 15:29:12 UTC  

>present tits

2018-02-07 15:29:28 UTC  

this is to stop him getting raped

2018-02-07 15:33:25 UTC  

hahah

2018-02-07 15:33:29 UTC  

yes!

2018-02-07 15:33:38 UTC  

I'm about to sell my old french moped

2018-02-07 15:34:42 UTC  

>not selling your chinkshit to finance ricing your moped

2018-02-07 15:34:53 UTC  

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see zootopia in the theater yesterday, and when nick got HOT with judy in the musium, my boner engaged. When nick said "hustle", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Zootopia movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

2018-02-07 15:35:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/410820946723864576/IMG_20180207_161728.jpg

2018-02-07 15:35:49 UTC  

this thing

2018-02-07 15:35:52 UTC  
2018-02-07 15:36:16 UTC  

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see zootopia in the theater yesterday, and when nick got HOT with judy in the musium, my boner engaged. When nick said "hustle", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Zootopia movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes. You have to now SHARE this post in 5 other threads or else YOU WILL BE KICKED OUT of the next movie theater you attend for STUPID REASONS.