>be me
>opening facebook to steal documents from the group of my promotion
>look at tl
>see a chad, tank top and proudly exposing his muscle mass
>turn out he is my best friendo from first grade, its been 5 years since I last talked to him

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no it involves goulettes and wine

what shrimp

tldr pls

Watch French movies

Then cuddle me

ye

>be me

>french

wat do about my chad friend

>already depressed

>hey let me watch some more depressing shit

Forget chat fren

focus on french movies

@Brokenman Steal his documents

then wonder why you feel terrible

BAM

nouvelle vauge

I am gathering lectures and last years exams from shaddy sources every year, classifying them autisticly in a google drive vault, its been 4 years that I pass like that

No depresso

with setralino™

💊

This

🙏

you can avoid depresso if you use drugresso

yes but then you might get HPPD-o

unironicly seroplex(o) really worked on me

nice!

😎 medicated boys 😎

In my google drive I have 4 year of passed exams, so I can make stats on what the low IQ professors will ask

Generally it works

and I barelly work

>tfw I will be pharmacist without any reallife knowledge, only ways to fuck the uni

you learn most shit on the spot anyways

Dispense pills and do not ask questions

this

also this

basic knowledge is enough

do unpaid internship for a month and then get a normal job at the same place

ezpz

yep, I worked a bit to help in a pharmacy and 90% of the time I managed to serve the patient