Message from @BlowjobFandango

Discord ID: 418927587361030155


2018-03-01 23:29:53 UTC  

oh huh

2018-03-01 23:31:35 UTC  

I’m not a fan of the iPhone X

2018-03-01 23:32:27 UTC  

iPhones are trash in general

2018-03-01 23:34:42 UTC  

Apple is le gay

2018-03-01 23:34:43 UTC  

xD

2018-03-01 23:39:23 UTC  

I will pay someone to clean my driveway

2018-03-01 23:39:33 UTC  

Too much snow

2018-03-01 23:41:18 UTC  

No neighbour kids?

2018-03-01 23:42:26 UTC  

Good first 19 yr. old **** one solid piece approximately 6"long with a 1" diameter, little sticky took a couple wipes to properly clean. It felt warm and relaxing as it parted my butt cheeks slightly sliding through cleanly, yet clearly sticking slightly and leaving a residual trail of its path from my rectum into the water waiting patiently below. As I stood admiring this fine specimen of my bowels I looked on with pride and sorrow, an emptiness left in me from letting go of this momentous moment of my life. With a solemn yet joyful heart, I applied pressure slowly to the flush lever. As the water began to swirl, a single tear fell from my eye into the beautiful scene below. As I watched the toilet clear and the begin to fill clear and unblemished, ready for the next great scene. I let my mind wander to the journey, the first 19 year old excrement from my body off in the beautiful pipes interacting with the other excrement of elder and younger bowels, this has been the greatest moment of my life.

2018-03-01 23:42:53 UTC  

nothing wrong with apple

2018-03-01 23:43:05 UTC  
2018-03-01 23:43:54 UTC  

it's an overpriced thing which isn't even that powerful imo

2018-03-01 23:44:08 UTC  

can get way better things in that price range

2018-03-01 23:44:22 UTC  

true

2018-03-01 23:44:32 UTC  

but most users of andriod can't stop downloading junk

2018-03-01 23:44:40 UTC  

which makes their phone a brick in 6 months

2018-03-01 23:45:25 UTC  

same thing with windows users

2018-03-01 23:48:09 UTC  

yeah

2018-03-01 23:48:16 UTC  

thus iphone fills a hole

2018-03-01 23:48:50 UTC  

apple does a good job of keeping normies out of a computer repair store

2018-03-02 00:28:40 UTC  

Hello friends what is your go to calendar/agenda app? Looking for suggestions.

2018-03-02 00:32:42 UTC  

The builr in app in my phone

2018-03-02 00:33:13 UTC  

Why would anypne need anything else unless they have a smartwatch

2018-03-02 00:45:30 UTC  

My calender on the wall

2018-03-02 01:33:54 UTC  

>want to make steamed buns
>multiple recipes tell me opposite things

2018-03-02 01:33:57 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-03-02 01:34:19 UTC  

I bet the chinks are behind this

2018-03-02 01:34:23 UTC  

th fuck are staemed buns

2018-03-02 01:35:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/418944280829231107/Kimchi-Pork-Steamed-Bun-9-300x300.jpg

2018-03-02 01:35:19 UTC  

looks chinkish

2018-03-02 01:35:55 UTC  

man i fucking hate pubg

2018-03-02 01:36:10 UTC  

one day i will die of a heart attack

2018-03-02 01:37:41 UTC  

Why do you play it if you hate it

2018-03-02 01:37:47 UTC  

its fun

2018-03-02 01:38:05 UTC  

but when I get in the last circle my heart rate goes through the roof

2018-03-02 01:38:28 UTC  

ive literally never won because I panic:^(

2018-03-02 01:44:58 UTC  

Play enough and the excitement of bring in the last circle will numb

2018-03-02 01:45:02 UTC  

So you'll panic less

2018-03-02 01:49:29 UTC  

whats enough

2018-03-02 01:59:18 UTC  

Like enough to start to get bored

2018-03-02 01:59:26 UTC  

Hundreds of hours