One of the many instances during my time as a cart pusher

Walmart sucks

Oof poor toyota

That's nothing, give me a few, putting these all in a compilation gif

I got a pair of pictures of what happened to a Frankenstein of a friend when we went offroading

It was a few weeks ago

A good ride for 800 bucks for a "car" legally qualified as wreckage

local walmart put in a pole with a pickup sign right where people like to cut the corner (apparently going 15+ mph). This is the result. Gave this small town something to talk about. Pole was even given a name, his own mask, and people came and stopped by from out of state just to see it. Many memes were made

Boomer drivers are the ban of my existence

F*male drivers are even worse

Lmao

Nissans are quite soft as cars go

I mean the nissan V16 is softer than the toyota tercel

But Chinese cars are even worse than crashing in a Niva

absurd.

niva is gud stronk soviet construktion

if you crash niva with crap western car, niva survives

because niva is civilian KV-1

although in all seriousness, UAZ-469 is the top russian offroader.

and the thing with russian cars, you need to drive them while blackout drunk.

the numbness caused by vodka increases the survivability by 140%

Here uaz started importing russian cars like the buhanka and hunter

They look sick like 60's cara but with 0 mileage

But they drank gas more than a step dad drinks bud light each day

if you think that's bad, check the gas consumption on basic USSR trucks like ZIL-131 or Ural-4630

but they had the resources to splurge.

the buhanka also comes in a "pick up" style, but my guess they only imported the van version to the US

Here we have all the variants of the buhanka

And they made a special variant called Antofagasta for Chile

Is fully equipped for offroading and it comes with a roof tent

Tom just dm'ed me a pic of his car, what do you guys think?

Nice

so, how many times that heap of junk was vandalised by libtards?

for the record I'm also a proud owner of a Found On the Road Dead.

Ok larper