Message from @TheBasedPanamanian

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2020-11-26 01:37:00 UTC  

If she isn't pregnant then aw another out back in the ocean

2020-11-26 01:37:12 UTC  

Each generation is taller than the last, because as you go back in time there's more and more famines etc

2020-11-26 01:37:37 UTC  

I made her mom and dad look like midgets

2020-11-26 01:37:42 UTC  

America is the only place to never really have people die of starvation

2020-11-26 01:38:00 UTC  

Well you're a Basketball-American so I expect you to be taller

2020-11-26 01:38:09 UTC  

My ancestors bred you for a certain purpose after all

2020-11-26 01:38:23 UTC  

If only I got two inches on me I'd be 6 feet

2020-11-26 01:38:35 UTC  

Still good on the court

2020-11-26 01:38:39 UTC  

Ah so basically same height

2020-11-26 01:38:47 UTC  

I'm a hair taller than you maybe

2020-11-26 01:39:04 UTC  

The one time I got mad was when one asian dude saw me with her and yelled out JOGGER

2020-11-26 01:39:04 UTC  

I'm taller than both of yous

2020-11-26 01:39:17 UTC  

6'1

2020-11-26 01:39:29 UTC  

@Steinkrieg would beat you in basketball still

2020-11-26 01:39:45 UTC  

I think I would probably be 6' on the dot but I used to have to run a lot and I hear it grinds down joints and makes you a little shorter, dunno if it's true

2020-11-26 01:39:46 UTC  

I'm too white to play basketball

2020-11-26 01:40:01 UTC  

I wrestled and played offensive line and high School

2020-11-26 01:40:09 UTC  

Ah foptball

2020-11-26 01:40:09 UTC  

And I played rugby for LSU

2020-11-26 01:40:14 UTC  

Football

2020-11-26 01:40:26 UTC  

I wonder what her mom would do if I got her pregnant

2020-11-26 01:40:26 UTC  

I was a tight head

2020-11-26 01:40:30 UTC  

Probably throw her out

2020-11-26 01:40:56 UTC  

You no come back with black baby

2020-11-26 01:41:10 UTC  

She always said she would get the cops

2020-11-26 01:41:21 UTC  

Especially after I gave her hickeys one day

2020-11-26 01:41:28 UTC  

Her mom swore she would have me arrested

2020-11-26 01:42:14 UTC  

Hearing about it is hilarious but I presume it was not amusing to you

2020-11-26 01:42:27 UTC  

I found it funny after a while

2020-11-26 01:42:40 UTC  

The first few times I couldn't get why she hated me because I was black

2020-11-26 01:43:24 UTC  

But I found a way to get my revenge

2020-11-26 01:43:48 UTC  

I'm all eyes

2020-11-26 01:43:58 UTC  

Every time I was there

2020-11-26 01:44:04 UTC  

Bedsheets would have to be changed

2020-11-26 01:44:51 UTC  

Naughty naughty

2020-11-26 01:44:55 UTC  

I found it a fair exchange for the hatred

2020-11-26 01:46:02 UTC  

Well you know how their moms are

2020-11-26 01:46:06 UTC  

You better have two PhDs

2020-11-26 01:46:53 UTC  

I had my teacher send me a video one time for missing school for a week

2020-11-26 01:46:59 UTC  

Sent it to my friends phone