Exile them to a socialist country for a period of time with no access to $$$

We should just have a penal colony

Colorado, since it's a rectangle, easy to fence off

NY

I still say we should annex Cuba and send them there

Send them to PR

Well we could use Puerto Rico too

Yeah

Oh my wife is mad at me

I was following her up to the in-laws and we stopped dairy Queen

We'll have a mass said in your memory

And while I was getting my order apparently she looped around because they didn't give her all of her order

No

Which I did not see

So I thought I was 5 to 10 minutes behind her on the road when it turns out I'm the one ahead

You guys don't share the same car?

What commies want is for people to listen to them. For politicians to do what they want, for media to cover them, etc. Rioting and voting are how they speak.

And she called me up all pissed off where are you

When it was time for a bathroom break for the kids

We're going in separate cars because I travel for work sometimes

"What good is a telephone call when you are unable to speak?"

And I'm heading to Dallas on Sunday from her parents house in North Louisiana

Lol yeah

Of course it's all my fault in her mind

That's women in general

Yes yes it is

Here's what I do, I just don't let my wife drive

Well she is Asian that's probably a good move on your part LOL

Of all the bullshit stereotypes about them, this one actually holds true

I've been in wrong-way traffic on a divided highway before

I bet that was fun

No, no it wasn't

We were all yelling at her like crazy

She turned and almost went right into a pole

Oh lawdie

Yeesh

How bad are traffic accidents in China

If you ever see those YouTube vids of driving in Asian countries, it's really like that

The crashes aren't bad, but they're common

More damage is done by them getting out of the car because then they get in fights and shit

I'd say the best drivers I've been around are Germans