I bet that was fun

No, no it wasn't

We were all yelling at her like crazy

She turned and almost went right into a pole

Oh lawdie

Yeesh

How bad are traffic accidents in China

If you ever see those YouTube vids of driving in Asian countries, it's really like that

The crashes aren't bad, but they're common

More damage is done by them getting out of the car because then they get in fights and shit

I'd say the best drivers I've been around are Germans

Yeah because all their bad drivers die

Due to speed limit

Natural selection, German drivers are all like race car drivers

In China didn't they have a law where if you got into a accident you were responsible for their medical bills

Yes

It's still true

And that lead to a lot of murders?

Not "a lot" but yes some people will do that shit because they had to pay funeral costs, cheaper than some medical bills

The Chinese co streamer said many Chinese are fed up with the CPC which he calls CCP

I say will, but would is more accurate now

What's the most annoying government agency in NY? Down here it's probably code enforcement

Cuomo trying to enforce 500 dollar coronavirus fines.

That or NYPD traffic

I mean we don't have them everywhere but some cities you could get a ticket if you don't paint your house, or you have too many cars in the driveway

That's kinda the feeling about CPC

Wtf

The guy made it seem like the CPC is gonna collapse and people in China are just waiting for it

They won't necessarily bother you like that but they implement regulations that are inconvenient as fuck

Such as, you can't have 500 people in a gathering such as a wedding or funeral, it's automatic probable cause for a money laundering arrest

You can have 499, not 500.

Today we will ban breathing of more than 30 breaths a minute

Tried to get into an apartment complex once during the lockdown. The guards were cool and tried to help, gave us a ride over to the local party office.

Extremely attractive professional lady comes out and asks for different documentation, what local ties I had, etc basically like trying to establish that I'm not just some dude off the street and I actually know people there and have been invited

Got dicked around for two hours, then told there is no exception to the policy. Why not just tell me that upfront?

Sounds like due diligence gone retarded

So we got our host to come out in his car, go around the corner, and we piled in the trunk.

Ah we also hate the DMV here

CPC is a lot like the DMV

DMV and department of environmental quality are pains in the ass here

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