I wish Trump bought Greenland. I would move there

not that rental bullshit a lot of islands do

I'd either name it 'Pool's Closed" or 'Fuck off, we're full"

Lots of Roos and Kiwis visit fiji

I'd let them come and pay a nice fee to shoot guns or something

get a dose of merica

no emus

emus will not be imported

but targets of them will be in copious supply

What about cryptids?

Have sea monsters with friken laser beams on them

I mean, I could try to catch a Loogaroo or a Skunk Ape

before I get there

there was a skunk ape siting near where I work

I wouldnt worry about it

Ooo do tell

It's basically a stinky bigfoot that lives in the Louisiana swamps

hence, skunk ape

I know that I want details this is my hobby

they saw one in the Honey Island Swamp

that's all I really know

F

ik,sorry

iirc they smelled it before they saw it

Its cool Ive taken reports out here of things

and they are generally smelled more often than seen

https://djhjmedia.com/steven/some-auditors-it-specialists-data-analysts-and-statisticians-claim-the-number-of-illegitimate-votes-identified-in-four-swing-states-could-be-enough-to-overturn-election/

some say it's just escaped monkeys from the primate center about 30 miles away

The old group I was in seems to think they had glands like gorillas when they’re upset or excited they release the odor

That article does not have a date on it. My only caveat

But if true... Let's ride

people around here just think they stink because they live in a swamp and shit grows in their long hair lol

loogaroo is more acadiana area of Louisiana sadly

a werewolf like creature is much more fun to me than a big stinky ape

@Steinkrieg I think its more a cocktail of things having a shitty asshole and living in the swamp doesnt help

@Steinkrieg they call it the Dogman up here. I’ve actually taken a report 20 mins from my house

It certainly doesn't lol

Oh wow

Up here? You're obviously a Yankee, assuming you weren't born south of I-10 ;)

Lemme pm you a link to my cryptid discord

Sweet thx