I called him a "moron with a piece of paper". My friend got a kick out of that 🤣

The title of 'doctor' always will cross someone's mind as "oh he must know what he's talking about"

It's like in the military

Lieutenants are just privates with a degree

Yep.

Shit, I could join up tomorrow and be a 2nd LT right out of basic.

I have a Bachelor's in Political Science. So, by their own logic, I can talk about everything and everyone has to listen to me. I like this plan.

Please don't be a butterbar

Do it

Watch the NCO's have him look for grid squares

Gather exhaust samples and blinker fluid

Hi daquan

Either you give me pizza and beer or gtfo

Yeet em yeet em

Beer increases estrogen levels

It's okay. I need a good cry anyway

That's a serious case of dysentery during that period

So people cooking food gives you a sense of respect?

Dang, just when I wanted to ditch energy drinks for beer

Parents were cops in NYC and were at 9/11

Rockstars?

Usually Hell or Monster

I've been digging the grape NOS' for a while now

sorry, but cringe

Reigns are good

no fuck you

Man I miss the citrus NOS's

Coworker has a Red Bull every day

Cry harder

Rockstar is awesome, but a little pricey here

Never had rockstar

Redbull, wired, rockstar or get the fuck out

same with Red Bull

Rip Its, or NOS

Red Bull is like drinking the acid out of a car battery prove me wrong

-whisper-

RipIts gang

Energy drinks 🤮

Yeah but nah. CrackInACan

If an energy drink makes me feel a power surge as if I went Super Saiyan, it's good

Nah bro G-Fuel

Energy drinks dont do anything to me, I just enjoy flavor 😉