I meant trump sorry, I'm tired it's 3 am

Understandable

Hello

You want something

How thoughtful

It's Christmas and all we get are low-energy fucktards

Because while we are spending time with family, friends and enjoying the day those low energy liberals are alone with their ramen and zoom calls be at they're sAvInG LiVeS

"They're not sending us their best" <:trumponder:582760214550544425>

Yeah I done had duck, cold Russian salads, and shrimp with the fam

The only reason I zoom call for Christmas is because half my fucking family is in another country

It's one thing if you you're in an entire other country. It's different if they're zoom calling within travel distance because they think they're gonna get the China Virus

Or kill a nursing home and lost puppy factory or something

I didn’t get to be with my fam today i was forced to be with ppl i don’t like (inlaw)

Well not forced, i love my wife so i tolerate

I had a pretty good Christmas

Got the entire Tolkien collection from my fiancé

Inlaws Amirite

(god i'm so alone)

I also got a gas forge from my father

So I may begin my path of the hammer

Just need to make an account on Christian Singles and put in your bio "Rev 3:9 is one of my favorite verses" to help filter out the based from the crontradictions

Based

But don't you have to be 18 to sign up to dating sites?

"Click yes if you are over 18" Most common lie ever

More like "I've read and understand Terms of Services"

Make me a tracker knife dude

When I get good enough

Oh fuck another one of you pissy pants

@TheMousez smite these fools

PREPARE THE SACRIFICE

LEFTIST INFILTRATOR

SEIZE HER

@C4X3 WE HAVE AN INFILTRATOR

PREPARE THE HELICOPTERS

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GET HIM

@TheMousez We need reinforcements, we have an infiltrator

Holy fuck go back to Among Us you skinny twat

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