I only date slavs anyway

@Shrimpf *pats your head*

*pats your dicc*

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So you only like people in track outfits, squatting everywhere

Slav girls

Or Western-Euro boys

lol

Especially German

lol

When your granddaddy shoots pickelhaulben so his grandson can get dicked down by Hans

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So you like re-enacting world wars 1 and 2 in the bedroom?

Sounds good

Storm my Parisian parliament daddy

>windows down
>pass by a grove of cum threes

Help me get rid of my Paris commune

>When your granddaddy gets shot by pickelhauben so his grandson can do the same
FTFY

DELET THIS

This needs to stop, why are they still doing this

They have to know what the damn things smell like but still dont cut them down

>When your grandaddy dies in the camps, just to see Hans invade France again

What about the Weimar triangle

>When your grandmother's entire family disappears in vichy France and her grandson wants to disappear with Hans as well

Real family history btw

Ah, my grandpa didn't fight in W.W. II

Mine did

Vichy France on the German side

His grandfather got some jews killed at the same time

Mine tried to join up but had seizures during boot camp

There were pictures of my family in some book about local atrocities

Pretty sad, my grandfather was always known as that old Nazi

I do have relatives that did fight for the Nazis though

I only have a grandmother, an aunt, and a niece left on my dad's side

And my grandmother died of alzheimers

So only a French aunt and a niece

😂

When do I talk about softcore porn

All your movie reccs

Hoh hoh hoh, Baguette, Eiffel Tower