Message from breakneckelement in Anticom #general
Did they steal anything?
looks like they wanted to steal shit
only stole $8
probably just some fucking degenerate wanting drug money
I'll set up a gofundme for $8 and then keep it.
I can give 2
Guys are you aware there is fuck ton of Russian bombers near Alaska
if you go to a junkyard you can probably get a window for less than 20$
looks like a common car
I'm actually pissed they didn't steal mor. I have a bunch of useless shit in my car that I could have claimed on my rental insurance to break even on the window
If you're gonna thief, thief all the way damnit
Who says they didnt?
yeah I have a guitar amp in the back i've been trying to sell for years
wanted the insurance money for it
not sure if its any good
Ah. How much have you been asking for it?
there aint shit to bomb in alaska
actually i bet there are a lot of icbm silos
Well, I mean, they wouldn't even steal it so
well I bundled it with a stratocaster for like like $400
throw the amp into the river
didn't even take my credance tapes. I am offended
take some beta blockers so you dont sound nervous while lying to the insurance co on the phone
thieves have horrible taste in music
and yeah they do
forget beta blockers, just masturbate while you're on the phone
i'm being completely serious about the CCR thing
Just toss it and say they stole it
That's what i'm saying