Lol Uber bot

Oh god

So Chaos you’re actually 18 hours away!?

You should see how long it would take on google maps

17 hours 13 minutes specifically according to google

Ah

I checked that first

Whoa that’s long af

yeah which is surprising cuz im a cali neighbor

But cali is long

Yeah it is too long

Said no girl ever

actually lmao

nevermind

Lol I’m a virgin

What should I put on the letter

I wouldn’t know

Who do I address it to

ive heard girls talk of the idea of too big

What's your name jackass

Just put Vanasten

Okay

He will know who its for

Cuz he's Vanasten

Yeah girls don’t like really big pp

Good point

yeah. Not all girls like the bad dragon horse dildos

Yep

Lol those make me cringe

Sending vana an anthrax letter

What is anthrax?

let the dildos get there first D:

oh, it's a band

What lmao

A really good band

Oh ok

https://youtu.be/Sd5nwpzd8Vo

Indians!?

WHERE?

They're off the res

A letter laced with anthrax