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Robert E Lee was so scared, he never dared threaten Kansas again

Listen buddy, I understand your love for the braindead state of kansas

One small place in Kansas that didn't even turn the outcome of the state. I guarantee you nobody in any other state was saying "Hey I wonder what people in Topeka are gonna vote"

But uh

@Grim so brain dead, Eisenhower saved your ass from hitler

Saved?

Another Kansan

Yeah

SAVED?!

Oh boah

Guess you don’t know shit about Normandy

You poor thing

Only person who’s poor is the dude claiming that General Eisenhower had nothing to do with America’s win

Thank god for eisenhower

bahahaha

Saved our asses

Yup. Because without him, you wouldn’t have a beard or weigh more than the average Kansan cow

Does everyone in Topeka have such a big head

You would be in a gas chamber

I ain't a Jew boah

Nor am I a faggot

Doesn’t matter if you aren’t or not

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You sure aren’t Aryan

lmao wait what

Well, actually...

Which makes you as much of a loser as a Jew

Technically

I am

That aint even his picture but

It is his picture

He isn’t German like myself

I've seen him

You haven't

Doesn’t have the Gordon Ramsay blue eyes either

Actually

Like myself

I do

Instead you have Hazel eyes