no

russians carry guns

so u are forced to drive there

or die / kill the other party

GLORIOUS STALIN

but seriously though, assuming everyone drink drives, everyone has no breaks, no tread on tyres and the road is eternally a slippery hellhole it still doesnt explain a quarter of russian dashcam vids

not to mention there reaction speeds are so slow they just dont realize they have been fatally injured until its time for them to retire 40 years later'

its like those brazillian videos where obongos get half a magazine pumped into their chests at point blank range and they just run off into the dark streets, like fucking horror movie monsters

how can white bois even compete?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XG6zKQPlP8

CHEEKI BREEKI IV DYAMKA

That fucking arm position though, if he fired that, he'd get carpal tunnel in 1 fucking second

its like its not even attached to him, scopion russian gunman needs to merge right now

his eardrum would explode as well

tru

its really funny

russia is humour incarnate

where have all the flowers gone, long time passing

that position smells like missing your target and breaking your arm

and then getting ran over by the camera car when you inevitably get out of your car

What's the downsides?

Fucking got cold, so weak can't walk

Itchy throat is the most annoying shit

@Cole You just summarised 70 years of Russian Military Tactics

@bonemeal 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺

i also love the french

no you're thinking of 🇲🇫

perhaps 🇱🇺

a flag consisting of nothing but red, white and blue flags are the most basic bitch thing ever

it was a joke, of the ape brain variety

I played myself

🇲🇫 and 🇫🇷 are the same

🇩🇪 <- solid gold in there, baby

<:kms:327934280619655179>

but yeah, there are too many toothpaste flags

this

@Sdeck37 heil

its the current year, and people still havent formed the united nations of sonichu

Stole so much from the jews, had to pack it in the flags <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

so _that's_ where it went

mystery uncovered